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Bums On Seats, Lady!

from Feersum Enjiin by Ross Gilchrist

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about

My brother and I used to act in school shows and saw some fairly odd behaviour.

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The overture ends and hormonal enjiined egos
Bring their issues to the stage.
Archetypes play archetypes, they blew the fourth wall to fuck
And in its wake is left a squirm worthy allegory, right now!
Mise en scene!? That's no mise en scene!
It's fate throwing ironic rocks and heckling your small-time ways
So play it like it's Shakespeare, brother,
And swing it like it's Satchmo, brother.
For with the most violent of hefts I have drunk and seen the spider

(On the scene)
Is that a prop from my own kitchen now?
(Fate is cruel)
Got a hell of a sense of humour though.
(The chorus cries)
In superficial tears of empathy.
(They called it Grease)
But it sounds like arses sliding off the seats.

The curtain call ends and hormonal enjiined egos,
Drink themselves into stupors.
Desires (much like fires) burn in oft repeated scenes
So they can re-enact the dirty dancing on the fly like Patrick Swayze's queens!
Mise en scene!? That's no mise en scene!
It's fate throwing ironic rocks and heckling your small-town ways
So play it like it's Shakespeare, brother,
And swing it like it's Satchmo, brother.
For with the most violent of hefts I have drunk and seen the spider!

(On the scene)
I could have sworn that they were cousins now.
(Fate is cruel)
Most definitely unusual.
(The chorus cries)
It's superficial tears of empathy.
(They called it Grease)
But it's just my arse that's sliding out the door.

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from Feersum Enjiin, released April 15, 2011

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